When Twitter became a cesspool in 2023, I wrote a little script to pull down my old data. I repurposed it here, again with a program, so if you read something from a random old year, you might just be the first person ever to read it. In other words, there's no editing going on here. You can see that in 2023, I jumped from Twitter to Mastodon to post thoughts on my home page, so there's a little icon to tell you where the source was.

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Gorillas “Feels Good Inc” came out 18 1/2 years ago. The song is old enough to buy your kids a pack of Marlboro lights.

I suspect that Rosie is getting kickbacks from the company that makes dog poop pickup bags.l

I only started listening to it this week, so my opinion could swing drastically, but I think the new Idles album might be a masterpiece.

***** for Spanish Immigration at Gibraltar. Turns out we’ve been over here illegally for the last two months. No lines, no fines, no jail time. Would use again.

Well this has some interesting into…

Exploring the “Ham Sandwich Theorem” - Scientific American apple.news/AorFSQ32YR8SL_WyICO

My favorite genre is reggae versions of songs I already know.

Euro plugs are bullshit.

Eff a flat but give me all the drumettes.

Texas is already the most annoying team in the conference.

I wish I was sailing.

I wish Louisiana was a swing state so JD Vance could visit and explain why we boil crawfish wrong.

Twitter is the place to see Nazis, but if you really want to see the stupid, they come out to play on Threads.

Here’s a magic trick I’d like to see: magician shakes dice in a cup. Audience member calls out a number from 2 to 12. Magician rolls the number.

It’s wild that trump’s pet eating and baby murdering takes were so stupid that no one talks about how he doesn’t know the difference between a bill and an executive order.

How you talk in private often come through in your public speech. No denying this one.

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Trader Joe’s has been closed this week (hurricane damage), and nothing has rocked the foundation of this city to such an extent in years!

Game isn’t quite over, but questions about Jayden Daniels are.

21 of 23 for 254 yards 2 passing tds, 0 int. 40 yards rushing and one more rushing td.

Geaux Tigers

Shout out to truckcoversusa.com. My tunneau cover has been great, and customer service 3 years after the sale is excellent.

Is Navy football pretty good? Watch out AAC and Notre Dame.