Limericks for Beasts
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Daisy
My friend is white, black and tanand smells when I go to the can Does it tell her my health? Or imply my wealth? Or to her, does it just smell grand? |
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Jeeves, In anticipation of being neutered
My Name is Jeeves, I can not scorebecause my crotch is red and sore I will never again Taste my favorite sweet sin Because I have balls no more |
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Sadie
The cat with the bright blue eyeslooks harmless, but it's a disguise She won't stop to beg She climbs up your leg And makes hamburger out of your thighs |
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