To me, the shingles vaccine is the worst vaccine. The shot stings, and the arm starts feeling sore as you walk out of the room. Then it hurts for a week.
When Twitter became a cesspool in 2023, I wrote a little script to pull down my old data. I repurposed it here, again with a program, so if you read something from a random old year, you might just be the first person ever to read it. In other words, there's no editing going on here. You can see that in 2023, I jumped from Twitter to Mastodon to post thoughts on my home page, so there's a little icon to tell you where the source was.
Previous Years
2023 Micro Posts from Social Media
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Best Albums of the Year lists are my real Christmas Present. I might have never found When Horses Would Run by Being Dead, and it's great.
Sign of getting old: watching Jayden Daniel’s Heisman speech from yesterday and the animal part of my brain thought, “Damn, dude has some good looking parents.”
From @znagy20 on that other platform.
The Top 3 Heisman Candidates:
Oregon QB Bo Nix:
- 3,256 total yards
- 34 total TD
- SOS: 53
Washington QB Michael Penix Jr:
- 3,533 total yards
- 30 total TD
- SOS: 43
#LSU QB Jayden Daniels:
- 4,082 total yards
- 38 total TD
- SOS: 4
One of these is not like the others.
Wait…. Are “ordering in” and “ordering out” the same things?
It's 9:13 on Wednesday morning and I'm just around to making my to-do list for the week. Hope you weren't waiting on anything from me.
No one told me that The Drums had released new music since 2010. Listening to their 2011 album now, and it's really good. A lot more to go....
Stat of the week: Iowa’s offense was so dominated by the Penn State defense, that they ran only 33 plays the entire game.
They’re thrown’ down, y’all. One of you coon asses better get to work making a boudin sculpture of Angel.
Doha Cat’s Satan video is pretty damned good, pun intended.
Sampling Dionne Warwick🔥
This is super interesting — a history, a mystery, and it ends up being a local story.
https://www.nytimes.com/video/arts/100000008080944/belizaire-frey-children-met.html
Remember when Rudy had flamed out of the presidential primaries and decided he was going to run a cyber-security firm? And then his own firm’s website launched with ancient, unpatched, totally vulnerable software?
Bright spot: K’s school just launched bus service from a closer school to me. Saves me almost an hour of carpool lines and city traffic.
Fun read…
The Hungry Jungle - Outside https://apple.news/AkFnCLS9kRW6-A-yTHmiRbw
TIL Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis were in The Time #musicgods
I just had a dream where I was arguing with a Noah’s Arc literalist. Right before I woke, I asked “Did Noah bring extra deer for the lions to eat? Or did he invent lion kibble? Or was lion kibble commonly available back then?”
My subconscious is funnier than awake me.
Say you think it's going to rain. And say you're lazy, so you bring your computers and power cords in, but leave the usb cables out to get wet.
Yeah, don't do that.
I have personal to-dos on a text document on my work computer, and work to-dos on a text document on my personal computer. I can't close either document because they aren't where they belong.
RT @ESPNMcGee: Filed to ESPN from Omaha: “The best game that I have ever seen.” A pitching duel for the ages and an 11th inning walk off. L…
RT @Mathieu_Era: Why wouldn’t you want to go to LSU???
Ole Miss record going to be history by Tuesday. https://t.co/M22Y5bCnkO
Holy cow. Watch this ending. https://t.co/klpGXNAgx0
Small Louisiana towns love to pick a spot in the median of the highway through town, and then throw up as many flagpoles/American Flags as the budget will allow.
The Oral Roberts pitcher with the handlebar mustache is unanimously named to my all-fashion NCAA Baseball team.
New @Bully album is 🔥. Looking forward to new @JanelleMonae next week, and @kinggizzard’s the week after that.
RT @LooneyTunes: Happy Pride, get your drag on 🌈 https://t.co/W8FccfjEUZ
RT @Titans: We asked people on Broadway to help us with our 2023 schedule release. 🤣
📺: 2023 Schedule Release on @nflnetwork https://t.co/…
@CaesarsRacebook Pretty good day for your app to not allow logins
RT @dcbigjohn: Man, @FlagboyGiz is bringin’ the heat about the state of things in New Orleans https://t.co/NnLaufAmbe
RT @RTMannJr: Just in case anyone believes the current LSU Library can be salvaged, I wondered around the 4th floor this morning after my f…
Find me any district court in the country that has more judges who are also babes.
https://t.co/npYYQenOUP
RT @justwsports: Angel Reese is the first player to record 100 PTS, 70 REB, 10 BLK, and 10 STL in a single NCAA Tournament 🤯
(via @ESPNSta…
RT @nmund1: @davidjroth Let he who has not covered up a $130,000 hush money payment to a porn star throw the first stone.
Whelp, we had a good run, fellow humans. Best wishes to our robot successors. https://t.co/ld5jWPFycq
Shit yeah, ladies.
https://t.co/QGeJorvNNy
RT @kinnick519: @BoardGeniuses It’s time we hold Cyclown Larry accountable.
Taze your sack @CycloneLarry69
God dammit, I’m 82 https://t.co/q6sTYyr0GP
But where would I find the fossils to come in and be extremely rude to my customers? https://t.co/tgXZaG00ie
Readers with a built in apple tag please.
Yeah, but they just pulled the plug. Circle back with us a couple of months after the checks stop showing up. https://t.co/QcL4MZJkzd
I know this side of this float was probably tweeted 100 times, but it’s still wild to organically come across a picture of your wife while scrolling Twitter. https://t.co/U5kBBkgmBA
Caught a throw from Irma Thomas! https://t.co/7ocZ7XlXC3
I LOVE that Måneskin is just all-in on being cheesy, Italian, glam-rockers. Let’s not take ourselves too seriously, and make some catchy-ass guilty pleasure tunes.
RT @TerribleMaps: Pearl Harbour was an inside job... https://t.co/MNS77eqs5f
RT @Crimealytics: Friendly reminder of things you should do on January 6th https://t.co/RzdoEB9WRD
This is funny. I will donate to the campaign fund of every representative who votes for Elvis Presley on the next round. https://t.co/CddQGCopjj
RT @NCAAPortal: Colorado fans celebrating the Coach Prime hire
https://t.co/lxmKzS8kjd
Damar seems like a good dude. I hate that he’s already a prop for these ignorant, pathetic, pieces of shit.