From-scratch eggnog from @hs00 is so good that my first taste is damn near a sexual experience. #cocktails
When Twitter became a cesspool in 2023, I wrote a little script to pull down my old data. I repurposed it here, again with a program, so if you read something from a random old year, you might just be the first person ever to read it. In other words, there's no editing going on here. You can see that in 2023, I jumped from Twitter to Mastodon to post thoughts on my home page, so there's a little icon to tell you where the source was.
Previous Years
2010 Micro Posts from Social Media
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S-E-A-C-R-E-S-T #badknuckletattoos
Is there an iPhone app that will go start the coffee?
"If you're calling from a touch tone phone..." Is that really necessary?
And, it's offensive in 20 ways. RT @Slate: Even the very best argument against gay marriage fails completely. http://slate.me/eaEM2w
Whatever happened to Booger McFarland?
RT @JesusMChrist: My Dad and I just want to make a definitive statement: Fuck the Westboro Baptist Church
Good news keeps coming. RT @si_ncaafb: Florida already taking recruiting hits http://bit.ly/huJZil
While we're talking about those who just can't remain in a post-Tebow college football world, isn't it about time for Lundquist to retire?
It appears that Rex Ryan inadvertently switched his gameplan with a Cheesecake Factory menu. He hasn't noticed yet.
On MNF, Belichick just rolled up his gameplan and stuffed it into his sock. Their equipment guy should order jackets with pockets.
Trying to work up an erection so that airport security will be even more awkward.
Laugh of the day. Thanks @thehighsign. http://tinyurl.com/zimletters
My mother-in-law might not have a tv worth watching, but she can cook the shit out of some gravy.
Facebook blocks links from Lamebook #growsomeballs
Just heard a group of Pig Latin American LSU fans yelling Euaxgay Igerstay!
Man, we were at Sammy's last night but missed the celeb sighting. RT @tracywolfson: Awesome dinner at Sammy's in Baton Rouge! Check it out
RT @trumpetcake: With a name like that, how could you not be? http://twitpic.com/383ydw
Wish @tweedamaria had a new album out. Listening to Fortress for the 700th time since 4:30 this morning.
Wasn't planning to be an NBA fan thus year, but the Hornets have me all-in. #hoopdat
Is BR the Burmuda Triangle for 18 wheelers? @WAFB constantly notifying of overturned/crashed 18 wheelers in town.
RT @thehighsign: Freshman GOP senator's question: Where's my free healthcare? Rest of America's answer: In your mom's ass. http://bit.ly ...
"We are going to play this season out, and then figure out what you can prove after the season's over." #auburntoenglishtranslation
They should just admit it. RT @tracywolfson Just confirmed with auburn their official response to Cam's eligibility is "no comment"
Heard McRibs are in all McDonald's right now. Glad I called my options trader and doubled down on mystery meat futures.
Someone explain why this Markets of Britain video is so funny. http://t.co/GTmjmxD
RT @MyTechPurse: Seperated at birth? http://twitpic.com/34gwug
RT @pourmecoffee: David Vitter, champion of offshore and extramarital drilling, projected to win.
It's cool that Brian Wilson is an LSU Tiger, but he's a weird dude.
4D movie: incorporates time. If you were to go see 28 Days Later, you would actually come out of the theater 28 days later. (4 @bdkreviews)
I guess Bowen is better than Boron. But not by much. RT @drewbrees: It's official. Brit finally gave in. Bowen Christopher Brees.
Saw @Slate tweet that started "Meet Boron.". Momentarily thought it was one if the many Saints tweets announcing @drewbrees new baby name.
Grinding Nemo #pixarpornparody
BuzzLightSpear: To Inskinity and Beyond #pixarpornparody
Amusing advertisement, but I seriously doubt that it increased business: http://t.co/pvEsPKK
Computers don't watch football. LSU ranked #1 in three computer rankings.
RT @Slate: Best correction ever http://slate.me/9BbgDb
Bad ass. RT @dcsportsbog: VT lineman loses 1/2 inch of his finger, asks docs to put it on ice and finishes game http://wapo.st/9SMMnT
Tulane just inducted a statistician into their sports hall of fame. No one-liner necessary.
Neither the name nor the giant gut look very Asian to me. http://is.gd/fEFFi
RT @notzuckerberg: So that movie, "The Social Network", opens today. I really want to dislike it, but I can't. Because I didn't make a b ...
Great Headline. RT @TheOnion: Exhausted Ken Burns Urges Baseball To Stop http://onion.com/abavm8
Wow - http://nyti.ms/c4eWGB
Saints ran 4-3 whole time he was head coach. RT @Mrphotogenic: People need to stop blaming Haslett. He is a 3-4 coach.
RT @pourmecoffee: Steven Tyler announced as American Idol judge. You may remember his as a Run-DMC songwriter.
@moryan Glad I found the new home for your column today. Been missing your posts!
Musberger is terrible. "Cinderella lives.". The #3 team in the country is Cinderella?
If Va Tech wins tonight, I'm referring to my junk as my Tyrod for the rest of football season.
@ivan_maisel You speak to a lot of coaches can you translate this for us?RT @LSUCoachMiles: Woeojuwejhdjwe
Les Miles's halftime speech: WE BEAT THE TR HEELS! WE BEAT THE TAR HEELS! Let's go ho... Hunh, what?
If Jason Taylor wanted to take me on a date in his Maserati, I'd totally let him get to 1st base.
Phineas and Ferb has taken over Law and Order as the show most likely to be on some channel or other RIGHT NOW.
Swamp People not as good as I'd hoped. I think years of exposure to crazy coon asses has me jaded.
Excel expert's pickup line: So, would you like to see my macro?
Ben posted a new link of the week on http://theskinnyonbenny.com The linked site is http://tinyurl.com/35mp7ty
I wish the twitter fail whale would take a long swim though the gulf of Mexico oil slick.
RIP Mel Gibson's career. Hope the audio gets leaked soon.
Ben posted a new link of the week on http://theskinnyonbenny.com The linked site is http://tinyurl.com/2a4byoo
How 'bout we ask BP for a huge donation to find the Petro Engineering Dept? RT @WAFB: LSU is set to cut programs and employees...
Pretty creative stuff NBC. A new show where vampires and humans fall in love? How has no one thought of that yet?
RT @pourmecoffee: Forever Bubba. http://bit.ly/b1oKjD
Tipper Gore's divorce attorney confident that she's entitled to 50% of the internet.
From now on, I'm referring to wearing a condom as "putting a containment cap on the wellhead."
Don't forget the real reason for the holiday: Thank you to the fallen for dying so that I can wear white pants in the summertime.
All we know to do in a disaster is raise money. But BP makes BILLIONS! How can we help?
Hold music at local concrete supply company: Fleetwood's "Landslide." No joke.
great clip -- RT @Slate: Horrible, beautiful awkwardness after Fox news anchor says jizm live on the air http://slate.me/de136c
Steve jobs needs to quit worrying about adobe, and figure out the battery life on my iPhone. I bet it will die before I fini
RT @TechNewsNinja: Steve Jobs Slams Flash Platform in Open Letter http://bit.ly/dyOJef
Saw a kid today who was so ugly, I thought he was a grown midget.
working inside on a beautiful day. sad. (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/1bMP)
Ben posted a new link of the week on http://theskinnyonbenny.com The linked site is http://tinyurl.com/y9eun3j
Ben posted a new link of the week on http://theskinnyonbenny.com The linked site is http://tinyurl.com/y9zz95t
Ben posted a new link of the week on http://theskinnyonbenny.com The linked site is http://tinyurl.com/yeqxw2e
Ben posted a new link of the week on http://theskinnyonbenny.com The linked site is http://tinyurl.com/yaqs6mk
I've listened to this call 100 times in two days. http://youtu.be/Y_yneL9f-2c
my office today is 70 degrees and sunny (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/1bMP)
V's been chewing a piece of hotdog for 15 minutes, like weenie-flavored gum.
I swear that I just felt a vibration in my pants, but my phone's sitting on the desk. A little worried about what's going on down there.
Remember when the phone rang, and you didn't know who was calling? *69 is primitive now, but it was once so cool, REM wrote a song about it
If you are referring to this year as "oh-ten" (and I've heard that said), then you just might be a donkey.
Ben posted a new link of the week on http://theskinnyonbenny.com The linked site is http://tinyurl.com/r4c6g
If UT hires Mangino, every single employee of the State of Tennessee will see their health insurance premium rise by 20 cents.
Seen at 8:15AM last week on @WVLA: "A freeze warning remains in effect until 8:00 this morning."
Sorry about the cabin fever Lil, but I don't walk dogs when the temp drops below 30. Can't last much longer.
Rudy Giuliani: "We had no domestic attacks under Bush." Must be a nice universe you're in, Rudi. http://tinyurl.com/yzmfvpm
From the temperature of her nose and ears, and from the smell of her breath, I know that Blossom just went outside and ate some cat poop.
@therealhp that, and the drawers that I wore out when getting the paper. (bens4lsu live › http://ustre.am/1bMP)
Baton Rouge closed schools tomorrow because "it's gonna be too damn cold to get out of bed."
RT @tweedamaria: happy slamming new kickass year
You really do turn into your old man as you age. Last night, I was quite happy sitting around the house in my winter stocking cap.
RT @pourmecoffee: Jim Tressel looks like the Cran-Daddy of them all in his vest.