Key West Lowlights

September 04, 2026

Way back in July, I had intended to follow the Key West Highlights with a post of lowlights. It turns out that even though it often makes for a better story, it's not so fun typing out your fuckups.

The Daily Photo

Have you seen them all? Check the daily photo page to be sure.
shelly
"I don't think the new layout of the skinny. Too busy. You suck." -- Shelly Williams, February 15, 2011 via text message

Online, Interactive Map Review

Yet another page for the Velvet Elvis enthusiasts. This is an interactive look at all of the places we've logged.