Murdered

August 03, 2026

Helen was just scrolling along, enjoying her feed, probably full of old ladies baking cookies and helping the poor, when all of a sudden, she thought to herself, "I'm gonna murder that fat-ass nephew of mine, just for the fun of it."

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