I write this web page just over a week after having shaved my head for the first time. I've been keeping up with the bald characters with whom I'm compared for just this purpose. Some are lame, and some are pretty good.

Just for the record, I only recorded real comparisons that came to people spontaneously or naturally in conversation. Anything that was obviously a result of brainstorming had to be excluded. Thus, there's no picture of me side by side with Charlie Brown.

Vincent Price in reruns of the TV show Batman (Egghead)			I would have never come up with this one in a hundred years.
The crazy prisoner at the end of the movie Identity			I have no idea either.
A bald eagle (from the profile)			A stretch, in my opinion.
Mr. Clean			Now that's the look I'm going for!
Kojak			Who loves ya', baby?
Iram			A coworker of mine, in case you were wondering.
Cue Ball			Super lame, and super common.
Ed Norton in American History X			Holy shit, I hope I don't look like this.
Dr. Evil
Steven Covey			Am I the only one who thinks this is really funny?
John Candy in Stripes
Lex Luthor			There are lots of Lex Luthors, but let's face it.  Most of us know the one from Superfriends best.  Especially since Gene Hackman kept his hair in most of the movies.
Yul Brenner			Et Cet Ter Ahhh, Et Cet Ter Ahhh.
Sinead O'Conner
Uncle Fester
A kickball			Not as far off as I thought it would be. I don't really know why a kickball is funny but a cue ball isn't, but that's clearly the case, don't you think?
James Carville
Moby
Elmer Fudd			I remember who came up with this. It was a good one. Right in the spur of the moment, she looked at me and thought Elmer Fudd.
Captain Picard			I couldn't tell you this guy's real name, even if you gave me multiple choice. Speaking of choice, this appears to be our good starship captain smoking some choice reefer.

Who knew there were so many bald people? There are, however, a couple that I saw in myself that you all failed to come up with:

Shrek			This is the face that I saw when I looked in the mirror.
Sluggo			And here's me after a day of growth.