I went to a meeting with the school's college admission councilors, and I learned a lot about what colleges are charging.

Vampires, Catholics, and everything I've been up to, except the bad stuff. And it amounts to pretty much nothing.

Every town has at least one "just our specialty" restaurant. It's known for one food or type of food, and that item is great. But then they pay such scant attention to the rest of their menu that if you go off-specialty, it kind of sucks. Ours is TJ Ribs, and I managed to do baby backs better than they do.

Remember 2019? It was a simpler time. Corrupt presidents got impeached. Famous cathedrals in Paris burned like unmonitored microwave popcorn. And we collectively shrugged off a little virus outbreak in China. Let's do some remembering, and I have a couple of 2019 videos that have never before been seen.

Give me your best names that aren't quite names.

Speaking from experience, I can tell you that there are two times when a Jeep does not have a warning light turned on: the first few minutes that you take it off of the lot, and when the screen that displays warning lights breaks.

Last month, several of us met up in Vegas to celebrate Camilla's 21st birthday. If you've been a long time reader, you might remember that I was there all the damn time BK (before kids). But believe it or not, I haven't been out there in almost 15 years.

Back to School time. More like Back to Traffic Jam Time, amiright?

I should have known I was sick when LSU won the National Championship in baseball, and I wasn't elated. I was the guy watching every pitch of February series against colleges that I'd never heard of. I watched great wins that took until the wee hours of the morning, and I saw the Tigers play some pretty rough series on the road during conference play.

Did you all see the 28-3 tweet that actually came from the Falcons official account? I have to know how that could have happened.

There's no way to start this story delicately. I was on the toilet. This is last Saturday. Crystal and Camilla were at the house for a short visit, and I had finished my business. We have the toilet seat add on bidets installed, so I turned the knob to give my butthole a good rinse.

We have been doing a lot of boat work, trying to get everything ready for another Summer trip. Here are a couple of the big things.