My Butt Is Cleaner Than Your Butt
May 30, 2025
There's no way to start this story delicately. I was on the toilet. This is last Saturday. Crystal and Camilla were at the house for a short visit, and I had finished my business. We have the toilet seat add on bidets installed, so I turned the knob to give my butthole a good rinse.
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Boat Stuff
May 28, 2025
We have been doing a lot of boat work, trying to get everything ready for another Summer trip. Here are a couple of the big things.
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Most Louisiana Weekend
May 01, 2025
I had the most Louisiana weekend ever. I'll tell you about a crawfish boil, a rodeo staged by prisoners, and dump a ton of photos in this one.
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Grits Out, Tits Out
April 17, 2025
If you can believe it, it's been a couple of years since we spent all day at a festival. Last Spring, we were away, and then this year has either been too expensive for the amount of time we could spend there (Hogs) or seemed too lame (everything in Baton Rouge).
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You Want There to Be At Least a Little Bit of Crime Where You Live
April 11, 2025
I bet you think that you'd like to live somewhere with no crime, don't you? Some, that sounds nice, but do you revere what helpers when there are no criminals? City hall makes you the criminal.
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Birthday Party
April 07, 2025
We went to a 9:00 AM birthday party for a 2-year-old. Who handled the early wake up call worst?
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Harriet The Spy
February 26, 2025
When I was in 3rd or 4th grade, the teacher read to us in class a little bit from Harriet the Spy. But then one day before she finished, she stopped, telling us that the book was available in the library. I wanted to know what happened so badly, but I never checked it out because I thought it was a "girl's book."
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