The Ditch

June 02, 2026

On Sunday, Mrs. theskinnyonbenny and I took Velvet Elvis up to Bay St Louis. I've probably written about it before, but to get out of the lake and into the great wide world, we have to go through the intercoastal canal. This starts with a pass through the city, down the canal that separates New Orleans from New Orleans East.

Captain Lewrie and the Hilariously Bad Sex Scene

May 27, 2026

I’m currently on book 13 of the Alan Lewrie series. He’s a British sea captain, along the lines of Jack Aubrey. Like Captain Aubrey, he’s a capable sea captain who treats his crew well. Unlike Captain Aubrey, he really likes to gamble, drink, and fuck.

Saxypotatochud

May 26, 2026

I suspect that a locally loved shop right close to me might be harboring a real piece of shit out here in plain sight.

Coaches' Golden Parachute

May 22, 2026

There is one industry where the job market is ripe for former LSU head coaches. If you're a former LSU head coach, the LSU Athletic Department is hiring. Take a look.

Family History

May 13, 2026

Ko did some googling on his great grandfather this week.

Spring Weekends

May 01, 2026

I've got a very embarrassing story about something that happened with charter guests and then some thoughts about our Easter and French Quarter Festival weekends in New Orleans.

Baseball Lamentations

April 28, 2026

A few weeks ago, I was full of confidence that LSU baseball was about to turn things around. Is there still time to get hot?

Bayou Jeep Bash

April 03, 2026

This weekend, V and I went to the inaugural Bayou Jeep Bash outside of New Orleans. This was a Jeep-specific festival that featured the most tricked-out Jeeps you can imagine along with normal festival type food and music.

Crazy Louie

March 31, 2026

I got a reminder of a neighbor who used to live next door. I guess I never posted about him at the time, because it would be embarrassing for him to see it. Now I'm old, and I feel certain that Louie has bigger fish to fry.

Lilac

March 19, 2026

There are some stories in that little window where I was an adult, but I didn't write stories for this dumb website. This is one of those.

Bunny/Nightmare

March 12, 2026

I have one story about a bunny on a bike and a completely unrelated one about a mysterious noise in the middle of the night.

Lassie

March 05, 2026

Did you know that the TV show Lassie ran for 19 seasons? That dog was older than Mehusiwoof. Also, out of the hundreds of episodes, there was never one where Timmy fell down a well. That's just a joke trope. There was even an episode called "The Well," but no one fell into said well.