Index of Blog Posts by Date
May, 2024
Wednesday, May 1, 2024: Rhodes 22 People
April, 2024
Sunday, April 28, 2024: Boat Music
Thursday, April 4, 2024: Geofenced
March, 2024
Sunday, March 24, 2024: European Surprises
January, 2024
Monday, January 29, 2024: Driving in Slovenia
Wednesday, January 3, 2024: Unseasonal Decorations
December, 2023
Friday, December 29, 2023: 2023 Christmas Shenanigans
Thursday, December 14, 2023: Christmas Tree
November, 2023
Thursday, November 30, 2023: Thanksgiving Weekend
Friday, November 10, 2023: Orca-strating a Passage
Wednesday, November 1, 2023: Travel Update, Site Update, Social Butterfly
October, 2023
Friday, October 13, 2023: Smoking in the Boy's Room
September, 2023
Wednesday, September 27, 2023: Squirrel + Fire
Wednesday, September 20, 2023: Master Motivator, Beaglo Wild Wings, Night Market
Wednesday, September 13, 2023: Who Cares About Erin Carter
Friday, September 8, 2023: Praising the Lord At Circle K
August, 2023
Wednesday, August 30, 2023: Nothing Going On, It's Just Fucking Hot
Wednesday, August 23, 2023: I Most Definitely Did Not Get a Parking Ticket Today
Friday, August 18, 2023: Driving Blues
Tuesday, August 1, 2023: Campsite Visitor
July, 2023
Sunday, July 30, 2023: Remarkably Bright and Tasty Creatures
Monday, July 24, 2023: Summer 2023 Trip, Part 3
Tuesday, July 11, 2023: Summer 2023 Trip, Part 2
Tuesday, July 4, 2023: CWS Championship/Kickoff Summer 2023 Trip
June, 2023
Thursday, June 22, 2023: Rocco's Jello Shot Challenge - Tainted Record
Thursday, June 8, 2023: Starlink
May, 2023
Wednesday, May 31, 2023: Long Island Happy Times
Friday, May 26, 2023: Don’t Worry About Long Island Robbers
Wednesday, May 17, 2023: Why Gangsta Paradise is Stuck In My Head Today
Wednesday, May 10, 2023: Pitches
Thursday, May 4, 2023: Disgusting
August, 2022
Thursday, August 11, 2022: Europe Trip Part 1
March, 2022
Friday, March 11, 2022: Fuck-offs by Gayle
Tuesday, March 8, 2022: Summer 2021 - How We Made a Weeklong Trip Take Half the Summer
October, 2021
Wednesday, October 20, 2021: Summer Meetup
August, 2020
Sunday, August 2, 2020: About This Cat
April, 2020
Tuesday, April 7, 2020: Quarantine, Year One
March, 2020
Monday, March 2, 2020: You Better Start Rolling a Shitload of Meat Pies
February, 2020
Tuesday, February 4, 2020: Sporting Life
January, 2020
Thursday, January 23, 2020: Waiting at the Natatorium
Thursday, January 16, 2020: How to Championship
Thursday, January 9, 2020: Happy New Year, Internet
November, 2019
Friday, November 8, 2019: What is a Pickled Pig's Lip?
January, 2019
Tuesday, January 29, 2019: Outlet
Thursday, January 3, 2019: The Ko Show
December, 2018
Wednesday, December 5, 2018: The Best Artist That No One Hates
Monday, December 3, 2018: Rotten
October, 2018
Wednesday, October 10, 2018: Oktoberfest
August, 2018
Friday, August 31, 2018: Boo City Planners
Thursday, August 30, 2018: Jeep Stereo
April, 2018
Thursday, April 12, 2018: Food Thief
March, 2018
Wednesday, March 28, 2018: Morning News
January, 2018
Tuesday, January 16, 2018: Frigid
November, 2017
Thursday, November 2, 2017: Facebook Has Me Down as a Black Conservative
October, 2017
Friday, October 20, 2017: Momendecker
September, 2017
Sunday, September 10, 2017: Thinking Football
August, 2017
Friday, August 18, 2017: Shipping News
Thursday, August 10, 2017: School Drive
July, 2017
Tuesday, July 25, 2017: Rolling Rolling Rolling Through the Summer
May, 2017
Friday, May 19, 2017: The Worst Copywriter In History
Friday, May 12, 2017: Thoughts About 3 Songs From The 80s
Monday, May 1, 2017: Read This One Aloud
April, 2017
Thursday, April 20, 2017: Filing Cabinets
Wednesday, April 12, 2017: It's Mediocre Wednesday
Friday, April 7, 2017: Colorful People/Bands
January, 2017
Monday, January 23, 2017: Pranked
Friday, January 20, 2017: Temper Your Dispair
Wednesday, January 18, 2017: Louisiana Marathon Recap
Wednesday, January 4, 2017: 2017 Resolution: Wipe Your Butt
December, 2016
Wednesday, December 28, 2016: Random Thought
Friday, December 9, 2016: Yes, You Really Have To Hang That Shit
November, 2016
Thursday, November 10, 2016: Ringworm
Monday, November 7, 2016: Halloween-time Recap and Pictures
Wednesday, November 2, 2016: Kids Dance to Cheesy Music
September, 2016
Tuesday, September 20, 2016: Happy Birthday Back At Ya
Thursday, September 1, 2016: Hard Drive Hard Times
August, 2016
Monday, August 29, 2016: Fantasy Football Team Names That You're Free to Steal
Tuesday, August 23, 2016: Kindergarten Lunch Duty
July, 2016
June, 2016
Wednesday, June 29, 2016: I'm Convinced - Conspiracy Theories
April, 2016
Wednesday, April 6, 2016: Easter Week Trip
February, 2016
Wednesday, February 3, 2016: Groundhog Money Burn and Little Kid Talk
January, 2016
Friday, January 8, 2016: Clemson
December, 2015
Friday, December 4, 2015: How to Stay Married for 20+ Years
November, 2015
Monday, November 2, 2015: Old Man Gripes
October, 2015
Thursday, October 29, 2015: Mandeville Sailing
June, 2015
Tuesday, June 9, 2015: Summer Pattern
May, 2015
Friday, May 29, 2015: Gotcha 2015
Thursday, May 28, 2015: Purging My Innermost Complaints
Wednesday, May 20, 2015: The Skinny on theskinny
March, 2015
Thursday, March 26, 2015: Old Man/Young Boy
Monday, March 16, 2015: Drive Tunes and Thoughts
February, 2015
Tuesday, February 24, 2015: Mardi Gras
January, 2015
Friday, January 16, 2015: 2 Chainz Vs NG
December, 2014
Tuesday, December 16, 2014: Gingerbread/NOLA
Wednesday, December 10, 2014: Disney, Once Again Filling Toddler Minds with Filth
Monday, December 8, 2014: You Checked Our Shitters, Honey?
Wednesday, December 3, 2014: Embrace Technology, You Idiot Billionaires
November, 2014
Thursday, November 20, 2014: This Week in Happiness
October, 2014
Thursday, October 30, 2014: Went Sailing Sunday
September, 2014
Monday, September 22, 2014: Rat
Friday, September 19, 2014: Disciplining Your Children
Wednesday, September 17, 2014: iPod
Thursday, September 4, 2014: In Defense of My Sexuality
Wednesday, September 3, 2014: Travel Log – Gulf Coast Trip Part 2
August, 2014
Tuesday, August 19, 2014: Life is Rough
Monday, August 11, 2014: First Day of Pre-K 3
July, 2014
Thursday, July 3, 2014: Snacks Made Out Of Other Snacks
Tuesday, July 1, 2014: Travel Log - Gulf Coast Trip
May, 2014
Friday, May 30, 2014: A Matter of Perspective
Wednesday, May 21, 2014: You Won't Believe Who Sirius XM is Playing
Thursday, May 8, 2014: Dot-Dot-Dash-Dot Dot-Dash-Dot-Dot
Thursday, May 1, 2014: Festival Stuff
April, 2014
Tuesday, April 1, 2014: Yes, That Was My Head Bobbing in the Parking Lot
March, 2014
Wednesday, March 26, 2014: Jellyfish
Thursday, March 13, 2014: The Door Window
February, 2014
Friday, February 14, 2014: Locksmith
Wednesday, February 12, 2014: Uke Guy
January, 2014
Friday, January 10, 2014: Real Ice
Tuesday, January 7, 2014: Builders
Thursday, January 2, 2014: Me Smokem Peace Pipe
December, 2013
Monday, December 30, 2013: Bad Breakfast Liveblog
Monday, December 9, 2013: Here's Cheese in Your Eye
Thursday, December 5, 2013: Rock Star
November, 2013
Wednesday, November 27, 2013: Stupid Animal Pics
Tuesday, November 5, 2013: Halloweekend
October, 2013
Thursday, October 17, 2013: Boat Builders
September, 2013
Sunday, September 15, 2013: Nads
August, 2013
Tuesday, August 27, 2013: Capital Heights at Night
July, 2013
Wednesday, July 31, 2013: Solo Week Liveblog (sorta)
Thursday, July 25, 2013: The Blue Shot
Friday, July 19, 2013: Sailing Vacation - Part 2
Wednesday, July 17, 2013: Sailing Vacation - Part 1
June, 2013
Thursday, June 13, 2013: Pecker
May, 2013
Thursday, May 30, 2013: Window Washer
Saturday, May 25, 2013: Baseball Regionals are Almost Here
Saturday, May 11, 2013: Bad Teacher
Wednesday, May 8, 2013: This Post About Gamecocks Has Nothing to do With Steve Spurrier
Wednesday, May 1, 2013: Acadiana Dinnerzaster
April, 2013
Friday, April 19, 2013: West, TX
Friday, April 12, 2013: Inaccuweather
Wednesday, April 3, 2013: Shitty Day
Tuesday, April 2, 2013: Missing Dog Hair Tumbleweeds
March, 2013
Tuesday, March 12, 2013: Now I'm Resorting to Puns
Wednesday, March 6, 2013: God Must Be Crazy
February, 2013
Tuesday, February 26, 2013: Peak t' Dee?
Monday, February 11, 2013: Mardi Gras Miracles
Tuesday, February 5, 2013: Birthday Greeting
Friday, February 1, 2013: Music Friday: Wasted Days
January, 2013
Thursday, January 31, 2013: Lew's Hostess Cupcake
Monday, January 28, 2013: Verbal Simplicity
Friday, January 25, 2013: Music Friday: Rain, Gray, Cold, Rain
Tuesday, January 22, 2013: Kids Marathon 2013
Friday, January 18, 2013: Music Friday for Jodie Foster
Wednesday, January 16, 2013: Will You Hurry the F&%k Up!
Tuesday, January 15, 2013: Tummy Ache
Friday, January 11, 2013: Music Friday: A Meloncholy Drive to the Airport
Monday, January 7, 2013: Once Upon a Catchy Tune
Thursday, January 3, 2013: Why I No Longer Get to Take Bubble Baths
December, 2012
Thursday, December 27, 2012: It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Tuesday, December 11, 2012: Good Morning All
November, 2012
Wednesday, November 7, 2012: Election
Friday, November 2, 2012: My Pick This Week
Friday, November 2, 2012: Brad
October, 2012
Wednesday, October 31, 2012: Fat Doppleganger
Friday, October 19, 2012: Hacked by Jesus
Tuesday, October 16, 2012: Puss Neck
September, 2012
Thursday, September 27, 2012: Music Friday Returns to Penetrate the Foundations of Modern Philosophy
Wednesday, September 26, 2012: Photostreaming
Tuesday, September 25, 2012: Somersaults
Monday, September 17, 2012: 41
Thursday, September 6, 2012: Overheard at theskinnyonbenny Headquarters
August, 2012
Thursday, August 23, 2012: Little Killjoy
Tuesday, August 21, 2012: Addict
Thursday, August 9, 2012: Road Trip to Hades
July, 2012
Friday, July 20, 2012: Bureaucracy
Thursday, July 19, 2012: Horses Down
June, 2012
Friday, June 15, 2012: Supernatural Kids
May, 2012
Tuesday, May 29, 2012: Laurel, Hardy, Three Kids, and an Electric Bill
Friday, May 18, 2012: Music Friday: Godfather of Go Go
Friday, May 11, 2012: Music Friday: the Makeup Exam
Thursday, May 10, 2012: Festival Madness
Wednesday, May 9, 2012: Accessory Remorse
April, 2012
Friday, April 27, 2012: Music Friday: Joshua Tree Anniversary
Friday, April 27, 2012: Music Friday: I Don't Even Know How to Title This One
Tuesday, April 24, 2012: Seattle: Worst Place in the World
Friday, April 20, 2012: Music Friday: Shout Out to the Unhappily Married
Friday, April 13, 2012: Nice Kid, This One
Friday, April 13, 2012: Music Friday: H.O.V.A
Friday, April 6, 2012: Music Friday: The View
Thursday, April 5, 2012: Scene From Mad Men This Week
Monday, April 2, 2012: Monday Weather Adventure
March, 2012
Saturday, March 31, 2012: Music Friday: Two for the Price of None
Wednesday, March 28, 2012: You'll be Missed, Moose and Zee
Friday, March 23, 2012: Music Friday: Safe and Sound
Thursday, March 22, 2012: Fat Tuesday in Mamou
Friday, March 16, 2012: Music Friday: 212
Friday, March 9, 2012: Friday Morning Shoutout
Tuesday, March 6, 2012: A Short Post Wherein I Fix Mardi Gras
Sunday, March 4, 2012: Batman in PHP
Thursday, March 1, 2012: In Spite Of Ourselves
February, 2012
Tuesday, February 28, 2012: Country Kid
Friday, February 17, 2012: Loose Tooth
Thursday, February 16, 2012: Linnoying
Wednesday, February 8, 2012: Miss Mary
Thursday, February 2, 2012: The Truth About Planned Parenthood
January, 2012
Tuesday, January 31, 2012: Mutts 2012
Sunday, January 29, 2012: Cox Sucks, Volume 2397
Friday, January 27, 2012: Too Clever for My Own Good
Monday, January 23, 2012: Louisiana Marathon
Wednesday, January 11, 2012: Football Post
December, 2011
Saturday, December 10, 2011: Europeans are Weird
November, 2011
Wednesday, November 16, 2011: Dog Wearing Goggles
Thursday, November 10, 2011: Some Quick Stories With Nothing to Connect Them
October, 2011
Sunday, October 30, 2011: Aren't People Nice Right Now
Thursday, October 27, 2011: Russia Trip
Friday, October 21, 2011: Bahamas Trip
Friday, October 14, 2011: Two Recent Encounters
September, 2011
Thursday, September 29, 2011: Damn, Basset Hounds are Stupid, Volume 641
Wednesday, September 21, 2011: Glass On the Floor
Tuesday, September 13, 2011: Customer Service Email
Monday, September 12, 2011: Shaqstue Unveiling
August, 2011
Thursday, August 25, 2011: Geaux Tigers
Sunday, August 21, 2011: Rules for Hand Washing
Friday, August 19, 2011: A Couple More Tales From Lake George
Thursday, August 11, 2011: From This Year's DC Trip
Wednesday, August 3, 2011: Teaser
July, 2011
Thursday, July 7, 2011: Lake George
June, 2011
Thursday, June 16, 2011: Black Snake
Saturday, June 11, 2011: Weiners
Wednesday, June 8, 2011: Donkey Food
Tuesday, June 7, 2011: I Wonder What Part Turned Into Corn on the Cob
Monday, June 6, 2011: And No Cowboy Boots Either
Thursday, June 2, 2011: It's "Everybody Have Chung Tonight," I Think
May, 2011
Friday, May 27, 2011: Traffic Light
Wednesday, May 18, 2011: World Cocktail Day
Wednesday, May 11, 2011: Boogers
April, 2011
Friday, April 29, 2011: It's What's for Dinner
Thursday, April 28, 2011: Easter Trip
Saturday, April 16, 2011: That Post With the Cool Maps
Thursday, April 14, 2011: Race #1
Monday, April 11, 2011: Who Came Over for Snack Time
Monday, April 4, 2011: Evil Empires
March, 2011
Thursday, March 24, 2011: Charmed
Friday, March 18, 2011: Two Types of Madness
Thursday, March 3, 2011: Mardi Gras Season
February, 2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011: Tainted Record
Tuesday, February 15, 2011: Cox Sucks, Volume 1026
Wednesday, February 9, 2011: Buck Up and Buy the Next One
January, 2011
Tuesday, January 25, 2011: Howling at the Moon
Friday, January 14, 2011: Hard Boiled Egg
Tuesday, January 11, 2011: Worst College Football Traditions
Thursday, January 6, 2011: Primary Colors
Wednesday, January 5, 2011: Morning Traffic
December, 2010
Thursday, December 30, 2010: 2010 Christmas Season
Wednesday, December 1, 2010: Meet Herschel
November, 2010
Sunday, November 21, 2010: 30 Year Old Saturday Morning Thought
Friday, November 19, 2010: Hoops Marathon
Tuesday, November 16, 2010: Scenes From an Exhibition
October, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010: Pecanland
Monday, October 25, 2010: Sports Post
Friday, October 22, 2010: Don't Think Twice, Dylan 's Alright
Thursday, October 14, 2010: Be Like Mike
Tuesday, October 5, 2010: Let Me Be a Grouchy Old Man in Peace
September, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010: Haikus
Friday, September 10, 2010: Gulf Coast Demographics
Wednesday, September 1, 2010: Songs and Poems for the New School Year
August, 2010
Tuesday, August 10, 2010: Hooray for Dollywood!
Thursday, August 5, 2010: Quick Hello
July, 2010
Monday, July 5, 2010: Mel Gibson's Rules for Good Living
Friday, July 2, 2010: Two Short Scenes From Real Life
June, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010: Let Me Take Care of This
Monday, June 14, 2010: Another Cartoon Post
May, 2010
Saturday, May 29, 2010: Wedding Wrapup
Thursday, May 20, 2010: The Night We Went to a Hot Dog Place
Tuesday, May 4, 2010: Green Monster
April, 2010
Wednesday, April 28, 2010: Rat a Tat
Tuesday, April 20, 2010: Good Dogs vs. Bad Dogs
Thursday, April 15, 2010: Googly Eyes Photos
Tuesday, April 13, 2010: Adoption Flap
Friday, April 9, 2010: Anticipating Treme
March, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010: Duck!
Friday, March 19, 2010: St. Patty's Wrapup
Wednesday, March 10, 2010: Rosebud
February, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010: Musical Promotion
Friday, February 19, 2010: WBRZ Mardi Gras Coverage
Thursday, February 18, 2010: Crime Fighters
Wednesday, February 10, 2010: Superbowl Numbers
Friday, February 5, 2010: Wedding Party
Tuesday, February 2, 2010: What do Nerds Eat for Lunch?
January, 2010
Thursday, January 28, 2010: Pants on the Ground
Wednesday, January 27, 2010: Celebrations
Tuesday, January 26, 2010: Who Dat
Friday, January 22, 2010: Macaroni
Thursday, January 21, 2010: I Guess I'll Go Clean the Yard Now
Tuesday, January 12, 2010: Too Cold for Hygene
Friday, January 8, 2010: Workday During School Closing
Thursday, January 7, 2010: Let it be Resolved...
December, 2009
Sunday, December 20, 2009: Class Photo
Friday, December 18, 2009: Cowgirl Seahorse
Tuesday, December 15, 2009: Drug Names
Saturday, December 5, 2009: Dear Santa, This May Sting a Little
November, 2009
Friday, November 20, 2009: Can I Get a Fluids Professor to Comment?
Thursday, November 19, 2009: Our Local News Continues to be Really Bad
Wednesday, November 18, 2009: What Was With the Brown Guy on the Motorcycle?
Friday, November 13, 2009: Follow up - more details
Thursday, November 12, 2009: Halloween Recap
Tuesday, November 10, 2009: The Tube
October, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009: Don't Get Sucked In
Tuesday, October 13, 2009: Boat Launch
Monday, October 5, 2009: Power Outage
Friday, October 2, 2009: Quick Sports Post
September, 2009
Friday, September 18, 2009: Best Couch in History
Friday, September 4, 2009: Season Kickoff
Thursday, September 3, 2009: Mrstheskinnyonbenny is Married to a Donkey
August, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009: Bridge Clearance
Wednesday, August 12, 2009: Back from Maine
Tuesday, August 11, 2009: History Lesson
July, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009: Replies That I Didn't Make on Facebook
Thursday, July 16, 2009: Paging Dr. Rosenrosen
Monday, July 13, 2009: New Haven Firefighter Promotional Exam
Wednesday, July 8, 2009: Short Hops
June, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009: New Bathroom
Wednesday, June 24, 2009: 1:45 Until the CWS
Monday, June 22, 2009: Finish Weeks-Old Recap
Tuesday, June 16, 2009: Taping Up
May, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009: Oprah Quiz
Thursday, May 28, 2009: A Couple of Good, Easy Reads
Tuesday, May 26, 2009: John and Kate Recap
Friday, May 22, 2009: Boat Joke
Wednesday, May 13, 2009: We're Taking Them Back
April, 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009: Bunny Boiler
Monday, April 27, 2009: Account of a Good Day Saturday
Tuesday, April 21, 2009: This Post is Dumb
Wednesday, April 15, 2009: Music Schedule
Tuesday, April 14, 2009: Shopping Trip
Monday, April 13, 2009: Social Networks
Tuesday, April 7, 2009: Was There a Game Last Night?
Monday, April 6, 2009: #1 in Soccer
Friday, April 3, 2009: Animal Intuition
Wednesday, April 1, 2009: License Plates
March, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009: Laundry
Monday, March 23, 2009: Lassie, Jr.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009: Manly pursuits
Thursday, March 5, 2009: 30 Rock Props
February, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009: Bulls, Boobies, Bull -- Mardi Gras Wrapup
Wednesday, February 18, 2009: I Got No Game
Wednesday, February 11, 2009: Time Travel Sickness
Thursday, February 5, 2009: Decades Old Musings from the Barber Shop
January, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009: Look Alikes
Tuesday, January 27, 2009: Toy Story
Thursday, January 22, 2009: Inaugural Week
Saturday, January 17, 2009: Another Example of How Overheard in New York Mirrors Real Life
Friday, January 16, 2009: January unpleasantness
Monday, January 12, 2009: This Probably Sounds Worse Than It Really Was
Thursday, January 8, 2009: Cha Cha Mule Penis
Wednesday, January 7, 2009: Dog Kus
Monday, January 5, 2009: Holiday Wrap Up
December, 2008
Tuesday, December 30, 2008: Software Recommendation
Friday, December 19, 2008: There's Got To Be Some Prosititues Around Here Somewhere
Tuesday, December 16, 2008: Please Tell Me that You Didn't Really Do That Part About My Mother
Monday, December 15, 2008: Crown
Thursday, December 4, 2008: Thanksgiving Wrap Up
November, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008: College Football Notes
Wednesday, November 19, 2008: Return of the Hiphopapotamous (and Ginger Balls)
Tuesday, November 18, 2008: 5:15
Wednesday, November 5, 2008: JaMarcus Who?
Tuesday, November 4, 2008: Gimme Some Sugar
October, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008: Debris
Tuesday, October 21, 2008: Mailbag and Tailgate Story
Thursday, October 9, 2008: New York Trip
September, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008: Dare
Wednesday, September 17, 2008: Did you know....
Tuesday, September 16, 2008: An Entirely Inappropriate Post for Shelly's Mom
Thursday, September 11, 2008: Post-Gustovian Flobots
Wednesday, September 3, 2008: Evacuation
August, 2008
Friday, August 29, 2008: DNC Stats
Thursday, August 28, 2008: Commute/Gustov
Thursday, August 21, 2008: Olympic Viewing
Monday, August 11, 2008: Good Neighbors
Sunday, August 10, 2008: Poo Poo and Puke
Thursday, August 7, 2008: Newspaper Quote
July, 2008
Thursday, July 31, 2008: We're Going On a Trip -- A Trip to Sesame Street
Wednesday, July 23, 2008: Washing Out the Cat Poop
Tuesday, July 22, 2008: Where My R&D Cash Would be Going if I Ran Tivo
Tuesday, July 15, 2008: Olympic Preview
Thursday, July 3, 2008: Summer Playlist
Wednesday, July 2, 2008: I Need a Sponsor
June, 2008
Wednesday, June 25, 2008: Office Limerick, Emails
Tuesday, June 24, 2008: Improve the Comic Pages
Friday, June 20, 2008: I Guess I'll Just Stick with Regular Pants, Then
Wednesday, June 18, 2008: How to Spend 35 Minutes to Leave Your Own Driveway
Wednesday, June 4, 2008: Today's Headlines
May, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008: Some Embarassing Things That Happened Last Week
Tuesday, May 20, 2008: Bed Partner
Wednesday, May 7, 2008: Horse Page
Monday, May 5, 2008: A Sad Children's Story
Friday, May 2, 2008: Topics, Topics Everywhere, but not Enough Interest to Post
April, 2008
Thursday, April 24, 2008: Links/Cleanup
Wednesday, April 23, 2008: Stuff White People Like
Tuesday, April 22, 2008: Thanks Shelly
Friday, April 18, 2008: Smoked Pork Injury
Thursday, April 3, 2008: Zombies
March, 2008
Wednesday, March 26, 2008: Song Lyric Hall of Fame
Tuesday, March 18, 2008: Emails
Wednesday, March 12, 2008: Another Wierd One
Tuesday, March 11, 2008: 3 Haikus About Current Events and Breasts
Friday, March 7, 2008: Book Review and Dream
Tuesday, March 4, 2008: Mixtape - Robot Domination
February, 2008
Friday, February 29, 2008: Spit in the Kitchen
Thursday, February 28, 2008: Album Review
Tuesday, February 26, 2008: Initials
Friday, February 22, 2008: Evolution
Friday, February 15, 2008: Little Kid Valentine's Day
Tuesday, February 5, 2008: Mardi Gras Birthday
Monday, February 4, 2008: Super Bowl Eckslii (XLII)
January, 2008
Thursday, January 31, 2008: Bank Troubles
Wednesday, January 30, 2008: Blues Channel
Thursday, January 24, 2008: Dead Stars, Dead Television
Wednesday, January 16, 2008: Russian Language and Culture Notes
Monday, January 14, 2008: I Don't Know Who That Is
Tuesday, January 8, 2008: Football Championship
Thursday, January 3, 2008: Holiday Season Wrapup
Wednesday, January 2, 2008: Tito, Get Me a Tissue
December, 2007
Thursday, December 13, 2007: Article, Quote, Dog Story
Monday, December 10, 2007: All the Things That I Haven't Posted Lately
November, 2007
Tuesday, November 27, 2007: Setting Back African-American Referees by Twenty Years
Friday, November 16, 2007: Engineering Alumni Reunion
Wednesday, November 14, 2007: Top Five Countdown
Tuesday, November 6, 2007: Halloween Highlights
Friday, November 2, 2007: Still Alive
October, 2007
Tuesday, October 16, 2007: Close Shaves
Thursday, October 11, 2007: DVRs
Wednesday, October 10, 2007: Athens
September, 2007
Thursday, September 27, 2007: Animals Where They Don't Belong
Wednesday, September 26, 2007: The Saints are Back
Thursday, September 20, 2007: 6-9
Wednesday, September 19, 2007: Grade E
Tuesday, September 11, 2007: Firewood
Friday, September 7, 2007: Remind Me Again, Where is it that We All Live?
Thursday, September 6, 2007: Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner
Tuesday, September 4, 2007: Golf Fashion
August, 2007
Thursday, August 30, 2007: Fingers Crossed
Monday, August 20, 2007: Where is all of My Stuff?
Wednesday, August 15, 2007: Eetay
Friday, August 10, 2007: Contest
Tuesday, August 7, 2007: A Hokie's Guide to September 8, 2007
July, 2007
Tuesday, July 31, 2007: Spoof Idea
Monday, July 30, 2007: Bob Barker
Thursday, July 26, 2007: Morning Farewell
Tuesday, July 24, 2007: Old Pictures
Thursday, July 19, 2007: College Towns
Wednesday, July 18, 2007: Football Worry
Monday, July 16, 2007: On TV Right Now
Wednesday, July 11, 2007: Shit Breath
Monday, July 9, 2007: Practical Math
Saturday, July 7, 2007: Music and TV from Europoe
Wednesday, July 4, 2007: July 4th Musings
June, 2007
Wednesday, June 27, 2007: Stuffed Animals
Tuesday, June 26, 2007: Drop off at the Highland Ace
Friday, June 22, 2007: Benny's Book Review: Four for the Price of One
Tuesday, June 19, 2007: Week of Nothing
May, 2007
Tuesday, May 22, 2007: Recently Past Weekend
Saturday, May 19, 2007: Pete the Cat
Monday, May 14, 2007: Bring Back Martha Quinn
Tuesday, May 8, 2007: Jazz Fest
Thursday, May 3, 2007: Stick With "The Gun Show"
April, 2007
Thursday, April 26, 2007: Your Mother and I Have Been Recently Intimate
Friday, April 20, 2007: Free Text by a Mannish Woman
Wednesday, April 18, 2007: Dry
Tuesday, April 17, 2007: Census
Thursday, April 12, 2007: A Real Snapshot of My Work Life
Monday, April 9, 2007: A Week of Frustration
Tuesday, April 3, 2007: Bitch Legislation
Monday, April 2, 2007: Home Sweet Home
March, 2007
Friday, March 30, 2007: A Day in Chuck Woolery's Life
Thursday, March 22, 2007: Travel in Russia
Tuesday, March 20, 2007: Letting the Cat Out of the Bag
Sunday, March 11, 2007: Taco Bell to Mike Andersons with "What I Did This Week" In-between
Friday, March 2, 2007: Convenience Stores
February, 2007
Tuesday, February 27, 2007: Arbitration
Wednesday, February 21, 2007: Night Out at The Cove
Wednesday, February 14, 2007: Dog Parades
Friday, February 9, 2007: My Attempt to Write a Children's Story
Wednesday, February 7, 2007: RUN FOR YOUR LIVEEESS! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!
Friday, February 2, 2007: Office Place Strippers
Thursday, February 1, 2007: Work Road Trip Notes
January, 2007
Saturday, January 27, 2007: NFC Championship Game
Thursday, January 18, 2007: One Post About Poop, One Post About Strippers
Tuesday, January 16, 2007: Please Set Your Blackberry on Fire. Right Now.
Monday, January 15, 2007: Heartburn
Saturday, January 13, 2007: A Week of Sports
Thursday, January 4, 2007: Charlie Weis Quotes
Wednesday, January 3, 2007: Happy New Year!
December, 2006
Wednesday, December 27, 2006: Dog Poop at The Regal Beagle
Tuesday, December 19, 2006: Travels - NO/Colorado
Sunday, December 17, 2006: Working for the Week(end)
Thursday, December 14, 2006: Quick Update/Preview Post
Wednesday, December 6, 2006: theskinnyonbenny Holiday Buyer's Guide
November, 2006
Thursday, November 30, 2006: Why I Should Learn to Keep My Mouth Shut
Monday, November 27, 2006: Camping List
Monday, November 20, 2006: My Dogs are Smarter Than Me
Wednesday, November 15, 2006: Self-Surgery
Monday, November 13, 2006: Random Notes VI
Friday, November 3, 2006: Voodoo Fest 2006
Wednesday, November 1, 2006: Buffa's
October, 2006
Thursday, October 26, 2006: Heartbreak Songs
Wednesday, October 25, 2006: Junior Achievement
Tuesday, October 24, 2006: The Big Doofus
Friday, October 20, 2006: Overheard in Casa theskinnyonbenny
Friday, October 13, 2006: Garlic, a Haiku, and a Welcome Message
Wednesday, October 11, 2006: Scrappy
Tuesday, October 10, 2006: Recyclables
Monday, October 9, 2006: 5 Minute Oil Change
Thursday, October 5, 2006: Little Girls
Monday, October 2, 2006: Technology Wars
September, 2006
Friday, September 29, 2006: Friday Morning Blah Post
Wednesday, September 27, 2006: Monday Night Football
Wednesday, September 20, 2006: An Inappropriate Use of Corporate Resources
Thursday, September 14, 2006: Dancing With the Stars Lineup
Tuesday, September 12, 2006: Weekend Tailgate
August, 2006
Thursday, August 31, 2006: Football Preview Post
Thursday, August 24, 2006: Benny's Book List: The Know it All
Wednesday, August 23, 2006: I Nearly Run Into Some Strange Women
Thursday, August 17, 2006: Guns, Gin, and a Local Casino
Monday, August 14, 2006: Victory Over Japan Day
Wednesday, August 9, 2006: My Swap Wife
Tuesday, August 8, 2006: Steroid Floyd
Wednesday, August 2, 2006: A Bad Day
July, 2006
Monday, July 24, 2006: Skin and Fat
Saturday, July 22, 2006: Hawaii Dispatch 2
Wednesday, July 19, 2006: Hawaii Dispatch 1
Friday, July 14, 2006: Entourage
Tuesday, July 11, 2006: Home Cooking
Thursday, July 6, 2006: Fourth of July, New York
June, 2006
Wednesday, June 28, 2006: Such a Loosely Bound Collection of Crap, That I Can't Think of a Title
Friday, June 23, 2006: Gluttony
Tuesday, June 20, 2006: Come and Knock on My Door
Friday, June 16, 2006: Three quick stories
Thursday, June 15, 2006: That's Incredible
Monday, June 12, 2006: Has Anyone Seen My Loincloth?
Wednesday, June 7, 2006: Too Much Masturbation
Monday, June 5, 2006: Parasite City
May, 2006
Thursday, May 25, 2006: Tuna Sandwich
Wednesday, May 24, 2006: My Platform
Friday, May 19, 2006: At the Users Conference
Tuesday, May 16, 2006: On the Way to Las Vegas
Monday, May 1, 2006: Craig Ain't Got No Drawers On
April, 2006
Thursday, April 27, 2006: What I was Doing Yesterday Afternoon
Tuesday, April 25, 2006: Peeping Tom
Thursday, April 20, 2006: Bigfoot
Friday, April 14, 2006: Corn Dog Stories
Wednesday, April 12, 2006: Indianapolis Sports Bar
Monday, April 10, 2006: Puke, Strawberries, and Animals
Thursday, April 6, 2006: Crawfish Boil Fireball
March, 2006
Wednesday, March 29, 2006: My Goings-on and an Abbreviated Mailbag
Tuesday, March 28, 2006: Fried Bologna
Friday, March 24, 2006: LSU vs. Duke
Monday, March 20, 2006: More Basketball and a Meeting
Friday, March 17, 2006: St. Patrick's Day/Basketball
Tuesday, March 14, 2006: Nigel
Monday, March 13, 2006: Rodeo on TV
Friday, March 10, 2006: Beer Drinking at Byronz
Tuesday, March 7, 2006: Oscars/Movies
February, 2006
Sunday, February 26, 2006: Jim Holt
Tuesday, February 21, 2006: Haunted
Thursday, February 16, 2006: Where Not to Watch the Parade
Monday, February 13, 2006: Bluebonnet Swamp and The Chimes East
Tuesday, February 7, 2006: Insulted in the Hallway Today
Tuesday, February 7, 2006: Email Counting
Monday, February 6, 2006: Agreeing with One's Wife on Superbowl Sunday
Friday, February 3, 2006: French Fries
January, 2006
Tuesday, January 31, 2006: Aging in Reverse
Thursday, January 26, 2006: I Google Myself
Wednesday, January 25, 2006: How Can You Not Smell Like Garlic?
Tuesday, January 24, 2006: Names for Chicks In College
Monday, January 23, 2006: Three Things I Didn't Know Last Thursday
Wednesday, January 18, 2006: Judge Mathis
Thursday, January 12, 2006: Heckling at Work
Wednesday, January 11, 2006: Coffee, 0 for 3
Monday, January 9, 2006: The Director of Aquatics
Friday, January 6, 2006: Pandora
Wednesday, January 4, 2006: Garanimals and the Schnit
December, 2005
Friday, December 23, 2005: Christmas Cards
Thursday, December 22, 2005: Christmas Newsletters
Monday, December 19, 2005: All About the DVR
Monday, December 12, 2005: Random Notes V
Thursday, December 8, 2005: Management Seminar
Wednesday, December 7, 2005: A Long LSU Sports Post
Tuesday, December 6, 2005: Chicken Feet
Friday, December 2, 2005: A Filthy Animal
November, 2005
Tuesday, November 29, 2005: Colorado
Wednesday, November 23, 2005: Summer of '86
Tuesday, November 22, 2005: Goalposts and a Jackass
Monday, November 21, 2005: Driving to Montgomery
Tuesday, November 15, 2005: Things I Didn't Know About Football
Monday, November 14, 2005: My Garage is a Wreck
Tuesday, November 8, 2005: Weekend in 318
Thursday, November 3, 2005: Ramblings of the Sleep Deprived
Tuesday, November 1, 2005: My Tattoo
October, 2005
Friday, October 28, 2005: Struggling Through Another Week
Wednesday, October 26, 2005: World Series Game 4
Thursday, October 20, 2005: Feedback from the Tailgate Party
Wednesday, October 19, 2005: The Bloodhound Gang Album Cover
Monday, October 17, 2005: A Tailgate Party Chronology
Thursday, October 13, 2005: Eat at Zoe's
Tuesday, October 11, 2005: Tetanus
Sunday, October 9, 2005: The San Antonio Saints
Thursday, October 6, 2005: Random Notes IV
Wednesday, October 5, 2005: A Short Note about Priests and Weddings
Tuesday, October 4, 2005: Chick-Fil-A
September, 2005
Thursday, September 29, 2005: My Old Man Holds Pencils
Tuesday, September 27, 2005: LSU vs. Tennessee
Friday, September 23, 2005: Mailbag V
Tuesday, September 20, 2005: Catching Up
Friday, September 2, 2005: Laughing After a Disaster
August, 2005
Wednesday, August 31, 2005: Hurricane Katrina
Friday, August 19, 2005: Basic Principals of Mathematics Abandoned
Thursday, August 18, 2005: The "America" Songs
Tuesday, August 16, 2005: New York Trip
Thursday, August 11, 2005: Interesting Facts
Tuesday, August 9, 2005: Date Rape Dan
July, 2005
Monday, July 25, 2005: Random Notes III
Friday, July 22, 2005: Fauxlogna
Wednesday, July 20, 2005: No Smoking
June, 2005
Wednesday, June 22, 2005: Tennis
Friday, June 17, 2005: <i>Six Feet Under</i>'s Final Season
Wednesday, June 15, 2005: Tobacco Advertisement
Tuesday, June 14, 2005: Fish Story
Friday, June 10, 2005: The Regal Beagle Jinx
May, 2005
Tuesday, May 31, 2005: Benny's Movie Review: <i>Kung Fu Hustle</i>
Friday, May 27, 2005: Winning at Roulette
Friday, May 20, 2005: Cycling Shoes
Tuesday, May 17, 2005: Felix Moves Out
Friday, May 13, 2005: Unintentional Snazziness
Wednesday, May 11, 2005: The Pug Purse
Tuesday, May 10, 2005: On Miss Mary's Car
Friday, May 6, 2005: The Middle of the Night
Thursday, May 5, 2005: Ann, The Drunk Chick in Ireland
Tuesday, May 3, 2005: Random Notes II
April, 2005
Tuesday, April 26, 2005: Price Gouged at Maxwell's
Friday, April 22, 2005: The Virgin Mary Salt Stain
Tuesday, April 19, 2005: The Boat Build
Tuesday, April 12, 2005: The Alange & Sohne
March, 2005
Tuesday, March 29, 2005: The Wrong Number
Monday, March 21, 2005: The NCAAs
Thursday, March 17, 2005: Questions for Tom
Wednesday, March 16, 2005: The Bad Things I've Done
Thursday, March 10, 2005: Cotton Candy Kid
Wednesday, March 9, 2005: Missed Opportunities in Blogging
Wednesday, March 2, 2005: Nancy Grace
February, 2005
Friday, February 25, 2005: The Porn Fairy
Thursday, February 24, 2005: Magazine Reading
Monday, February 7, 2005: Benny's Book Review: The Last Season
Friday, February 4, 2005: Know Your Steel
Tuesday, February 1, 2005: Report on Las Vegas Trip
January, 2005
Tuesday, January 25, 2005: My Ideal Vegas Sports Book
Friday, January 21, 2005: The Ashtray
Wednesday, January 19, 2005: Eating Inside at Raising Cane's
Friday, January 14, 2005: Mailbag IV
Thursday, January 13, 2005: Six Haikus and a Limerick
Tuesday, January 11, 2005: How Should I Behave at Women's Basketball?
Thursday, January 6, 2005: Manners
Wednesday, January 5, 2005: The Bum at Lowes
December, 2004
Wednesday, December 29, 2004: Jessica's Quotes
Monday, December 27, 2004: More APPRO Christmas Ridicule
Thursday, December 23, 2004: APPRO Christmas Ridicule
Tuesday, December 21, 2004: My Own Panic Room
Tuesday, December 14, 2004: Random Notes
Sunday, December 12, 2004: theskinnyonbenny.com: One Year In
Friday, December 10, 2004: Three Man
Thursday, December 9, 2004: Biegnets
Monday, December 6, 2004: Football 2004 Recap
November, 2004
Friday, November 19, 2004: The Drunk Guy on the Plane
Saturday, November 13, 2004: Charlie Evans's House
Friday, November 12, 2004: Memories from when I was Real Little
Thursday, November 4, 2004: The End of Election Season
October, 2004
Friday, October 29, 2004: The Day Ted Nugent Killed All the Animals
Monday, October 25, 2004: Incompetence in Broadcasting
Wednesday, October 20, 2004: Voodoo Fest 2004
Friday, October 15, 2004: Blockbuster
Wednesday, October 13, 2004: Christopher Reeve and Roseanne Barr
Thursday, October 7, 2004: Rodney Dangerfield
Tuesday, October 5, 2004: My Magic Hat
September, 2004
Wednesday, September 29, 2004: Bored in Northern California
Thursday, September 23, 2004: A Call With the Vitter Campaign
Tuesday, September 21, 2004: Pajama Pants
Friday, September 17, 2004: Faggotted Up
Thursday, September 16, 2004: Hurricane Ivan
Wednesday, September 15, 2004: Evacuating New Orleans
August, 2004
Thursday, August 26, 2004: Psycho Scares Me for the First Time
Wednesday, August 25, 2004: My Take on the Olympics
Thursday, August 12, 2004: Tired and Sore
Friday, August 6, 2004: Questions for the Bald Guy
Tuesday, August 3, 2004: Things go to Hell When I Travel on Business
July, 2004
Friday, July 30, 2004: The Democratic National Convention
Wednesday, July 28, 2004: Trip to Atlanta
Wednesday, July 21, 2004: Mailbag III
Monday, July 19, 2004: Remembering Arena Concerts
Tuesday, July 13, 2004: Being a Guardian
Thursday, July 8, 2004: Notes from the Fourth of July
Wednesday, July 7, 2004: Watching the Tour de France
June, 2004
Monday, June 28, 2004: Walking Miss Daisy
Thursday, June 24, 2004: From a Movie Preview to the Superfriends
Thursday, June 17, 2004: Calf Diarrhea
Wednesday, June 16, 2004: Rock-Paper-Scissors
Tuesday, June 15, 2004: Louisiana Waterways: Atchafalaya Basin
Monday, June 14, 2004: Oatmeal Cookie Chunk
Monday, June 7, 2004: Birdstone
Friday, June 4, 2004: Naming the Stadiums, Arenas, and Ballparks
Tuesday, June 1, 2004: Hurricane Season and Other News
May, 2004
Tuesday, May 25, 2004: The Two Worst Smelling Places in Baton Rouge
Thursday, May 20, 2004: Louie's for Breakfast
Monday, May 17, 2004: Mailbag II
Thursday, May 13, 2004: Pop Culture Notes for May 2004
Monday, May 10, 2004: On the LSU Lakes
Wednesday, May 5, 2004: Cinco de Mayo, and Is a Mushroom a Vegetable?
Monday, May 3, 2004: A Most Entertaining Double Header
April, 2004
Tuesday, April 27, 2004: Bitching About What's on TV
Tuesday, April 20, 2004: On the Refrigerator Door
Friday, April 16, 2004: The Men's Room at APPRO
Monday, April 12, 2004: Thailand Travel Log: Krabe
Monday, April 5, 2004: Thailand Travel Log: Bar Hopping
Saturday, April 3, 2004: Thailand Travel Log: Ayuthaya
Thursday, April 1, 2004: Thailand Travel Log: In Bangkok
March, 2004
Wednesday, March 31, 2004: Thailand Travel Log: It's a Long Ride
Monday, March 29, 2004: Thailand Travel Log: Prologue
Friday, March 26, 2004: Evening in Patpong
Thursday, March 25, 2004: The New Receptionist at Work is Crazy
Tuesday, March 23, 2004: Things are good in Baton Rouge
Monday, March 15, 2004: St. Patrick's Day
Tuesday, March 9, 2004: Getting a Men's Facial
Thursday, March 4, 2004: Cars for Old Geezers
Wednesday, March 3, 2004: Reality TV
Tuesday, March 2, 2004: Introducing Bonsho
Monday, March 1, 2004: Ben's Movie Reviews
February, 2004
Wednesday, February 25, 2004: Mardi Gras 2004
Tuesday, February 17, 2004: Mailbag I
Wednesday, February 11, 2004: It's Time for a Spanking
Sunday, February 8, 2004: M----t Wrestling
Tuesday, February 3, 2004: The End of Football Season