Gimme Some Sugar

One day early last week, I was listening to a radio show out of Washington DC on an internet stream. Somehow, it came up that one of the hosts hasn't french kissed his wife in a decade. A younger, unmarried producer in the studio found that hard to believe, and they argued a bit about whether that was typical.

Then, they took a poll by text message. Since I was sitting at the computer anyway, I sent a text in.

It's hard to understand their read. It says, "I've been married 12 years. My Basset Hound gets her tongue in my mouth more often that my wife does."

I enjoyed the appreciation that I got in response to my own kissing experience.

Notice that I didn't actually answer the question at all. It might be that Blossom sneaks that tongue in there twice a day, and Mrs. theskinnyonbenny isn't quite as sneaky. Or, I could be going on a decade just like that radio host.

And we'll just leave that little bit of mystery out there for you to ponder.