Charlie Weis Quotes

Top ten quotes from Charlie Weis's halftime speech during yesterday's Sugar Bowl.

1. I don't know what went wrong. That fake punt always worked against the practice squad.
2. Anyone up for ordering a pizza?
3. You know that little guy who's been running for first downs at will? They're on to him. We're not gonna do that any more.
4. You guys wait here. I'm going upstairs to see if I can get Terry Bradshaw's autograph.
5. What are all you guys doing in blue? I thought we were the ones in the white shirts! Am I in the right locker room?
6. WE WON THE SUGAR BOWL! WE WON THE SUGAR BOWL!
7. Hey guys. Which bar is the best place on Burbon St. to get those test tube shots from between the girls' titties?
8. Hey! Did you know the band was going to be playing halftime? Larry, you give the team a rah-rah speech, I'm going to go see the show. And eat another hotdog.
9. Yes sir. I'll hold.... Can I get a deep dish with extra pepperoni and mushrooms. For delivery.
10. What's with all the LSU fans? I thought this was a Catholic city.