Content created by Tyler Cummings from 2005 - 2008. A truer poet there never was.
Sushi Cravings
February 09, 2005
Sushi sounds good, but,
Sushi and a cheap hooker
Sound even better.
Four days of Mardi Gras
February 09, 2005
Urine in the streets
Drunks, pick-pockets, vomit, trash.
I love Mardi Gras
Oz
February 09, 2005
Often times I think,
It might be fun to be gay.
But no, not really.
Tuesday and Friday
February 23, 2005
Trash men have it good.
They work really hard, but gosh,
All of that free trash!
Ode to Toni (An APPRO Employee)
February 25, 2005
Server nine is down!
Jesus H. Christ allmighty!!
Server nine is down!
Dorothy
February 25, 2005
There's no place like home...
Damn, these shoes are fucking gay.
There's no place like home...
tc07
March 09, 2005
If I were a bird,
I'd find all my old bosses,
And shit on their heads.
Chicken Mc Nuggets
April 01, 2005
Nuggets are always...
Shaped like Louisiana,
Miss., Bama, or eggs.
Websites Aren't Free
April 15, 2005
I found a penny,
I will give it to Benny,
To run the skinny.
Gas Prices
April 21, 2005
Everyone is mad,
because gas prices are high.
But what about milk?
Huh?
April 21, 2005
Bombs and Butterflies
are completely different.
I mean, what's the deal?
Kid Jesus
April 21, 2005
When Jesus was small,
If kids tried to mess with him...
I bet God killed them.
Daffy
April 27, 2005
If I were a duck,
And I was shot in the face,
Would my bill spin round'?
Worms n' Peaches
April 27, 2005
If I were a worm,
I'd go after a peach, Cause
Come on, screw apples.
Worms n' Peaches
April 27, 2005
If I were a worm,
I'd go after a peach, Cause
Come on, screw apples.
More bills than I could shake a stick at.
May 10, 2005
Ughh, so many bills.
I could not possibly shake
a stick at them all.
Happy Birthday Pac-Man
May 10, 2005
It's the big 2-5,
Many a dot you've eaten.
Tell the Mrs. Hi.
Summer time in Louisiana
June 22, 2005
Louisiana,
It's fucking hot as shit here.
Louisiana.
Jesus n' Beer
July 05, 2005
Carpenters love Beer.
Jesus was a carpenter.
You figure it out.
I'm still alive...
August 31, 2005
Blanco is a dolt.
Those poor bastards in N.O.
I'm going looting.
Prey Harder!!
August 31, 2005
Blanco, buy a clue.
Maybe if you prey harder,
N.O. will dry up.
Screw off Rita
September 20, 2005
You're a dirty whore,
Take you're shit on to Texas,
We don't want no more.
Ben's Tailgating Beans
October 18, 2005
Beans are yummy, but,
An explosion in my pants
Is not all that fun.
Piss off Saints (and Tom Benson)
October 25, 2005
The Saints fucking suck.
Go to San Antonio,
So you can suck there.
Indians
November 29, 2005
Indians can have
A dot on their forehead, or,
Headband and feather.
Baby Shoes
May 03, 2006
Them baby shizzoes.
What I really want to know:
Where to get em' cheap?
Strep Throat
May 23, 2006
Strep throat is bad, but,
driving through Mississippi,
with strep throat is worse.
Santas not that Cool
December 27, 2006
Santa ain't got shit
On that cool motherfucker,
The Easter Bunny.
Stuck (A tribute to Northwest Airlines)
February 01, 2007
Stuck in the Airport.
Those fucking motherfuckers.
Northwest Airlines blows.
Ivan
March 21, 2007
Ivan is the Man!
He and Tyler can hang out,
And pick up hot chicks.
ADD
May 02, 2008
Boomerangs are fun!
Hey, look at that big ass bird!
OUCH, hey, what the fuck!?!?