All posts tagged with "the-office"

The New Receptionist at Work is Crazy

March 25, 2004

I noticed the current front desk woman last week. She seems friendly enough. She's about the age and demeanor where you might expect her to be doting on new grandchildren. I did notice that she stared at me bug-eyed one day as I crossed the lobby, but I figured she was just really curious, and I really haven't given her much thought one way or the other. Turns out, she's crazy as hell.

The Men's Room at APPRO

April 16, 2004

This may seem like a trivial issue, and in fact, it really is. But, it's one of those things where a question pops into mind, then lingers and grows and puzzles the brain for months and months. It's like the question about how the Saints can suck for 30 years in a row or why you can't wait to get back to Las Vegas, even though you know you're just going to end up hung over and without your money.

APPRO Christmas Ridicule

December 23, 2004

A description of my post.

More APPRO Christmas Ridicule

December 27, 2004

A description of my post.

Jessica's Quotes

December 29, 2004

A description of my post.

Manners

January 06, 2005

A description of my post.

The Wrong Number

March 29, 2005

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Date Rape Dan

August 09, 2005

A description of my post.

Interesting Facts

August 11, 2005

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New York Trip

August 16, 2005

A description of my post.

Driving to Montgomery

November 21, 2005

A description of my post.

Goalposts and a Jackass

November 22, 2005

A description of my post.

Management Seminar

December 08, 2005

A description of my post.

Christmas Cards

December 23, 2005

A description of my post.

Heckling at Work

January 12, 2006

A description of my post.

Insulted in the Hallway Today

February 07, 2006

A description of my post.

Craig Ain't Got No Drawers On

May 01, 2006

A description of my post.

Fire!

May 03, 2006

A description of my post.

On the Way to Las Vegas

May 16, 2006

A description of my post.

At the Users Conference

May 19, 2006

A description of my post.

Hawaii Dispatch 1

July 19, 2006

A description of my post.

Hawaii Dispatch 2

July 22, 2006

A description of my post.

An Inappropriate Use of Corporate Resources

September 20, 2006

A description of my post.

Please Set Your Blackberry on Fire. Right Now.

January 16, 2007

A description of my post.

Work Road Trip Notes

February 01, 2007

A description of my post.

Office Place Strippers

February 02, 2007

A description of my post.

Home Sweet Home

April 02, 2007

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A Real Snapshot of My Work Life

April 12, 2007

A description of my post.

Census

April 17, 2007

A description of my post.

Initials

February 26, 2008

A description of my post.

Emails

March 18, 2008

A description of my post.

Office Limerick, Emails

June 25, 2008

A description of my post.

Commute/Gustov

August 28, 2008

A description of my post.

Dare

September 22, 2008

A description of my post.

I Got No Game

February 18, 2009

A description of my post.

What do Nerds Eat for Lunch?

February 02, 2010

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Scenes From an Exhibition

November 16, 2010

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The Door Window

March 13, 2014

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Filing Cabinets

April 20, 2017

At one of the offices I visit for work, there are these filing cabinets, which have stood ajar for close to a year. Handwritten signs forbid closing them. I close inspection shows that the keys are in the locks. I can't figure out why they need to stay open. If I were an employee there, I would be bitchy about how trashy it all looks, but as a contractor, I don't feel like it represents me in any way.

Praising the Lord At Circle K

September 08, 2023

A bunch of nonsense about getting a drink at Circle K and then going to work from the library. I had a couple of run ins with odd people. Also, I love the new checkout gadgets at Circle K.