Jeep Stereo

August 30, 2018

Driving a Jeep is great, as long as you don't mind rain dripping on you while you're driving, the check engine light being permanently alight, and if you want a consistently working stereo.

Food Thief

April 12, 2018

This is really short but funny. Not adding a spoiler here -- just go read the whole post.

Morning News

March 28, 2018

Young kids love the vulgarities. Ours get to hear plenty of them.

Frigid

January 16, 2018

It's really cold, and earlier this winter, it even snowed in Baton Rouge!

Facebook Has Me Down as a Black Conservative

November 02, 2017

You can find out what buckets Facebook put you in for the purposes of selling you adds and selling your information to advertisers. I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing, but they are not very good at categorizing you.

Momendecker

October 20, 2017

Misunderstanding song lyrics is a source of comedy that goes back as long as humans have been singing.

Thinking Football

September 10, 2017

Some thoughts about the college football games this weekend, and is there still such a place as Key West?

Shipping News

August 18, 2017

I was helping V with a book report, and there's a giant picture of an old ship with six thousand little labels for every line and sail. Boat geeks and readers of parent blogs alike with rejoice in this internet content.

School Drive

August 10, 2017

I wonder whose job it is to come up with new neighborhood street names. I'm thinking that this might be the job for me. Here's how I get to that idea.

Rolling Rolling Rolling Through the Summer

July 25, 2017

AFor the first time in many years, we went on Summer vacation without taking the helm of a sailboat. Instead, I took the helm of the motor van San Clemente< for a tour of the Pacific Northwest. We started out north of Seattle, ferried through the San Juan Islands of Washington, crossed over the Vancouver island in Canada. From there, we crossed British Columbia and visited several Canadian National Parks in their Rocky Mountain range. Finally, we circled back into Washington for a few days before heading home.

The Worst Copywriter In History

May 20, 2017

My sister recently left a job where she worked for a real nut. Their business was butt wipes. Pretty simple. Below is the text from an email that boss man sent the advertising agency describing a commercial he wanted to make. All wording and grammer are exactly as he sent them, with the excitation that I've replaced the brand name with blanks.

Filth

May 12, 2017

We had something at the house that would lead you to believe that we live in squalor.