All posts tagged with "short"

Art

March 20, 2025

There's an art shop in my neighborhood. Look at these cute little paintings, each with the name of a different neighborhood in the area.

Harriet The Spy

February 26, 2025

When I was in 3rd or 4th grade, the teacher read to us in class a little bit from Harriet the Spy. But then one day before she finished, she stopped, telling us that the book was available in the library. I wanted to know what happened so badly, but I never checked it out because I thought it was a "girl's book."

Indiana Fight Song

November 19, 2024

There's this video that I remember from my childhood. It must have regularly come on right as Saturday morning cartoons were ending. It was the opening bit to Indiana football or basketball games.

Table Wiper

October 22, 2024

Yesterday, I went to one of the normal places I go for coffee in the morning. I set my bag down on a table outside, and then I noticed that there was some dried up jelly on the table. I went in, paid for a coffee, and asked the lady for a towel to wipe the jelly. I expected, "Oh, I'm sorry. Let me come wipe that for you," but instead, she just handed me a damp towel.

European Surprises

March 24, 2024

There are a couple of little things that I found surprising about buying things that coil up in Eurpoe.

Groundhog Money Burn and Little Kid Talk

February 03, 2016

This is just three totally unrelated short little posts about what's been happening around the theskinnyonbenny house.

Embrace Technology, You Idiot Billionaires

December 03, 2014

I just heard that the Washington Redskins store had a Cyber Monday sale. Great deals, we missed, but you had to go to the web site, pick out what you want, and phone them to place your order.

30 Year Old Saturday Morning Thought

November 21, 2010

You would think that the people in Hong Kong Phuey's city would figure out his true identity.

Golf Fashion

September 04, 2007

Suppose I was a professional golfer. And suppose that I found myself doing pretty well on a Sunday in a tournament. Well enough that I'm in the final group, paired with Tiger Woods.

Spoof Idea

July 31, 2007

I wonder if Mad Magazine has done a spoof with Harry Potter with a lot of nose hair, but called him "Hairy Snotter." Probably like ten years ago.

Free Text by a Mannish Woman

April 20, 2007

I clicked a link to read a news article this morning, and the page that came up had a few advertisements, including this one.

Bitch Legislation

April 03, 2007

Email fom Shelly a couple of weeks ago that I've been meaning to post.

Overheard in Casa theskinnyonbenny

October 20, 2006

A Netflix charge and what exactly is a banshee?

Friday Morning Blah Post

September 29, 2006

I have anger issues this morning. I don't have any good reason to be annoyed, but the messages in my Inbox at work are getting on my last nerve. Reading documents with crap like this are part of my problem:

Insulted in the Hallway Today

February 08, 2006

This description of a very short exchange is longer than the actual post.

Random Notes II

May 03, 2005

I have some stories to tell, but too much clutter in my brain to get to them. Hopefully, this random list will help clear out some of that clutter.

The Wrong Number

March 29, 2005

Here's an amusing thing that just happened to me.

Cotton Candy Kid

March 10, 2005

What's up with this picture?

The Ashtray

January 21, 2005

Here's a quick note to whoever borrowed, broke, or stole the ashtray from the Regal Beagle on New Year's Eve: we bought another one. They're only eight bucks, so here are some thoughts:

Six Haikus and a Limerick

January 13, 2005

I caught just a minute of the Jim Rome show yesterday, and he had listeners emailing sports-related haikus. It didn't sound too challenging, so I thought I would make up some about my local sports life.

Manners

January 06, 2005

People need some fucking manners. Here are some workplace stories about when they don't have them.

Random Notes

December 15, 2004

Sometimes, when I have half a thought but not a full one, I'll jot down a little note. Sometimes they turn in to a real idea. Once in a while, I start writing about it, and the idea flows into a whole post. On the other hand, I have a whole page of half-thoughts that went nowhere. Here is a collection of some half-thoughts that have no chance of becoming a whole post on their own merit.

Thailand Travel Log: Prologue

March 29, 2004

This marks the first of many entries that I will make during my Thailand trip. I'm not sure exactly how this travel journal will play out, but I would expect it to differ in style frm the rest of the blog in some way or other. I'm making this entry from my PDA at the Baton Rouge airport, so it may be short.