I sent this to Dave the day after Tulane's 26-48 drubbing at UTASA last week:

I passed the equipment truck on its way into town today. My plan was to pull alongside, want for the driver to meet my eye, and then give him a slow head shake to chastise him for his small role in last night’s game. But I got alongside, and the angle wasn’t where I could see his head.

To which he replied:

Ha - sadly I was at the game