Murdered

Here's a Facebook post by V from last week.

And at the bottom is a comment from my Aunt Helen. Helen was just scrolling along, enjoying her feed, probably full of old ladies baking cookies and helping the poor, when all of a sudden, she thought to herself, "I'm gonna murder that fat-ass nephew of mine, just for the fun of it."

I don't even know how I got dragged in. Nobody was talking about me here.