Limericks for Beasts

My friend is white, black and tan
and smells when I go to the can
Does it tell her my health?
Or imply my wealth?
Or to her, does it just smell grand?
Jeeves, In anticipation of being neutered
My Name is Jeeves, I can not score
because my crotch is red and sore
I will never again
Taste my favorite sweet sin
Because I have balls no more
The cat with the bright blue eyes
looks harmless, but it's a disguise
She won't stop to beg
She climbs up your leg
And makes hamburger out of your thighs