Window Washer
May 30, 2013
One of the hallmarks of a Louisiana summer is waking up to windows that are glazed over with condensation.
Today, Baby K noticed this phenomenon for the first time.
“Whassaaat?� he asked, pointing at the window.
“That’s just water on the window.�
“Mama do that. Mama wash.�
“Hahahaha. No, Mama didn’t wash anything. It just happens by itself.�
“Papa do that.�
“No. It’s called condensation. No one does it. It just happens.�
“Ola do it.�
He think’s our cleaning lady is named Ola. Much like the Bluth family thinking their youngest son is named Anyong.
“No baby. Ola didn’t do it.�
“Cah-mul?�
“Who? Oh Carmel?�
He nods.
“No, Carmel didn’t come over this morning to wash our windows.�
“Whassaaat?�
“Condenstation�
“Con-say-do�
“Right. Let’s go see if Mama is awake yet.�