What I was Doing Yesterday Afternoon

April 27, 2006

Mrs. theskinnyonbenny was waiting in an airport to catch a flight yesterday, around 3:00 in the afternoon, and she text messaged me out of boredom:

what are you doing?

My response:

I'm touching myself. What are you doing?

Mrs. theskinnyonbenny:

not funny

It's an unfortunate truth that masterbation humor is lost on a lot of people. Kind of sad, really.