Shopping Trip

Yesterday, my mom was walking through Wal Mart with my son.

He asked, "What's that Maw Maw?"

They had just passed a rack of socks and underwear. Knowing that he's big on socks, shoes, and gloves, she answered, "You know what those are. They're just socks."

"Noooo Maw Maw. Those are boobies!"

She turned to see a big rack of padded bras.

An older woman passing near by heard this and said to my mother in a disgusted tone, "Men. They're born that way."