Please Tell Me that You Didn't Really Do That Part About My Mother

Here's the least uplifting, but one of the most fun Christmas songs to come out in years.

I'm equal parts amused and horrified by Cindy Lauper's first lines:

I bought no tree this year And I slept with your brother I wrecked your Daddy's car And went down on your Mother

I'm not sure, but I think they decide that they'd like to spend Christmas together anyway.