Music Friday: I Don't Even Know How to Title This One

What happens if you take crisp linen sheets, throw it out in a hailstorm, whack it with sticks made of rhino poo, and sprinkle that with awesomeness powder?

That quesiton is as magnificent and as this video, and it makes almost as much sense. You'll want to turn it off at 30 seconds, but if you give it a full minute, you'll stick around for the whole thing.