It's Time for a Spanking

February 11, 2004

Here's an interesting question for the married men readers to consider. This came up in a conversation at work about a year ago. I can't remember how it worked its way into the conversation, but whenever I think of it, I can't help but laugh. It goes without saying that this is strictly hypothetical:

Consider how you would approach you wife and request a spanking -- yes a spanking, and do it with a striaght face.

I can tell you right now that there's no way in the world that I could do it without laughing. I mean, why on earth would you want a spanking from your wife? There's just nothing sexy or cool about being smacked on the ass.

But pretending that I could pull it off, it would go something like this:

Me: Um, sweetie.... I was thinking... I think it might be really swell if you you would...well, if you would drop my drawers and give me a spanking.

Heather: You what?

Me: Seriously. It would be cool.

Heather: No, I wasn't listening. What did you say?

I stammer out the request again.

Heather: You must be out of your mind. Where did you come up with such a thing?

Now consider the odd situation that would occur after you have been on the receiving end of a spanking. You and the wife are disagreeing on some aspect of family life. Maybe it's where to send the kids to school; maybe it's whether to vacation in Hawaii or in Vancouver. If you just got a spanking the night before, then you instantly lose that arguement. No questions asked. All the wife has to say is, "Shut up. You actually let me spank you last night." How could you argue?

So let's close with a challenge: in the next day, approach your wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend (or boss, stranger, friend. Whoever) as seriously as you can, and ask for a spanking. Let us know how it goes. If I get any emails on this, I'll post a follow-up.