It's Mediocre Wednesday

April 12, 2017

Some comedy troupe has surly filmed this exact scene, right?

First Bishop of Rome: We shall henceforth commemorate the day that our savior was crucified on the cross! Spirit of Jesus: Awww, that's nice.

Bishop: We will call that day "Good Friday!"

Jesus: WTF!?

An unrelated, although recent, picture of V.

Speaking of things we all know and never say, V and I were idly watching the cat lick his balls the other day.

V: What's he doing?

Me: Taking a bath.

V: But that doesn't get him clean. He's just getting spit all over his balls.

Me: ...

Me: I can't argue with you there.