It's Mediocre Wednesday
April 12, 2017
Some comedy troupe has surly filmed this exact scene, right?
First Bishop of Rome: We shall henceforth commemorate the day that our savior was crucified on the cross!
Spirit of Jesus: Awww, that's nice.
Bishop: We will call that day "Good Friday!"
Jesus: WTF!?
Bishop: We will call that day "Good Friday!"
Jesus: WTF!?
An unrelated, although recent, picture of V.
Speaking of things we all know and never say, V and I were idly watching the cat lick his balls the other day.
V: What's he doing?
Me: Taking a bath.
V: But that doesn't get him clean. He's just getting spit all over his balls.
Me: ...
Me: I can't argue with you there.
Me: Taking a bath.
V: But that doesn't get him clean. He's just getting spit all over his balls.
Me: ...
Me: I can't argue with you there.