Dear Santa, This May Sting a Little

December 05, 2009

This may cost me some presents, but it needs to be reported: Santa is incompetent. Particularly so when it comes to contingency planning.

In just the past three days, I've seen Christmases that would have been completely ruined if not for the heroics of Rudolph, Winnie the Pooh, Mickey Mouse, and Clark Griswald's good nature.