April 03, 2007
Email fom Shelly a couple of weeks ago that I've been meaning to post:
From: shelly w Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2007 1:32 PM Subject: New Laws
Today I wrote two new laws that everyone should have to comply with:
- if you stop in the middle of the intersection and my light turns green and you are blocking my way, I am fully entitled to ram into the side of your car and YOU have to pay for any damage done to my car.
- if you act like an immature rude bitch, I am clearly entitled at my own discretion to punch you in the face and you can't sue me for assault and battery or prosecute me for any crime.