Agreeing with One's Wife on Superbowl Sunday

They say that Superbowl Sunday is the biggest day of the year for wife-beatings. There's simply no reason for that. It's easy to come to a common agreement if you just try a little bit. For example,

"Won't all of this Superbowl hoopla be fun when the Saints finally make it there?"

"That won't ever happen, and if it does, they will have long before moved somewhere else."

"Well, it might. Someday."

"I have a better chance of getting the Oscar for Best Actress than the Saints have of playing in the Superbowl."

Long pause.

"Well, there's a little better chance. The Saints are at least a professional football team. You, however, are not an actress."

Another pause.

"It's more similar to someone from Baker Little Theater winning the Oscar for Best Actress."

Mutual agreement abounds.