3 Haikus About Current Events and Breasts

March 11, 2008

Just try fitting current events, breasts, and some recognizable meaning into a paltry 17 syllables. Try, I dare you.

Vote for the brother, the geriatric old man, or the one with boobs Fighting corruption On to the governorship Hookers? What's the harm? Drinking all I should I'm suddenly growing breasts Drugs in our water