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Top Five Things That Aren't Happening

October 21, 2026

Five connected stories that cover football, politics, education, pistachio nuts, and one of the grossest shots that I've ever been served.

The Daily Photo

Have you seen them all? Check the daily photo page to be sure.
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"I don't think the new layout of the skinny. Too busy. You suck." -- Shelly Williams, February 15, 2011 via text message

Online, Interactive Map Review

Yet another page for the Velvet Elvis enthusiasts. This is an interactive look at all of the places we've logged.