2) Martin Luther King, Jr. was a Republican, Abraham Lincoln was a Republican, Harry S. Truman (ordered desegregation of the military and began desegregation of all public facilities as well as services) was a Republican. They believed that rights should be extended to those that are legally within our borders. If proving that you have a license to drive is cool why not ask if you are legally within our borders while you are at it? My asshole is brown. Does that make me sort of illegal?

3)Green Day has sucked hard since “Dookie”. After their shit about being a sell out then selling out themselves to be one of the most commercially recognized bands in the world, they can go eff themselves.

4)It was just a dream. After I teach Vinnie how to kill and disembowel sweet innocent creatures, show him how to shot gun beers, and let him gaze upon the naked female form, I’ll tell him to stay in school or no more beer, guns and porn. Believe me, it works.

5)Are you gay?

6)We live in Louisiana. Really?

7)How much is that Vegas trip gonna cost? I might want to go if I can afford to after the hit I take on my funky fresh new tax hike.

8)Are we brothers seperated at birth? Anything worth doing is worth doing neked.