What I was Doing Yesterday Afternoon
Thursday, April 27th, 2006Mrs. theskinnyonbenny was waiting in an airport to catch a flight yesterday, around 3:00 in the afternoon, and she text messaged me out of boredom:
what are you doing?
My response:
I’m touching myself. What are you doing?
Mrs. theskinnyonbenny:
not funny
It’s an unfortunate truth that masterbation humor is lost on a lot of people. Kind of sad, really.
April 30th, 2006 at 9:05 am
Who could forget the chorus from that smash hit (sic) from the Divinyls — “I Touch Myself:”
“I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don’t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no”
Come on, Mrs. theskinnyonbenny, you have to crack a smile on that one!!!